Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, it's
never been easier to pick up the wifi and say hello. It's so
much more enjoyable to sit alone in our tiny rooms with nothing
but a computer for company and reach out and virtually touch
someone, rather than actually talking to a real live human being
face to face. Sacre bleu!!
Please use this spiffy
to send me your warmest, fuzziest thoughts. Alternatively, use
the fancy form below. Please note, the
confirmation page is currently not loading for some reason,
so once you hit "Submit", nothing much will happen
other than the little twirly thing will keep twirling and the
reCAPTCHA will eventually time out. Rest assured though, your
message will be received, and I will respond as soon as I can.
Unless you're sending spam, in which case I must ask you in
advance to kindly f*ck off, because I absolutely will not read
spam emails, or respond to them. Ever. So don't waste your time,
or mine.
