Hello, and welcome to the improved
but not new Warped Plastic, a shiny not-so-new-anymore site
dedicated to the fine arts of sticking bits of plastic to your
fingers and creatively spray painting your cat. In addition,
there are completely un-related articles dealing with anything
from computer viruses to blue polyester band uniforms, to cooking
dinner for Britney Spears. In other words, complete and utter
rubbish.
Warped Plastic is intended to
be an antidote for all those happy happy joy joy modelling sites
where nary a discouraging word is uttered and visitors can bathe
in the warm glowing warming glow of an online mutual admiration
society. Bah!! None of that namby-pamby stuff here!