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Warped Plastic - Rants
This is where I get to vent my spleen on anything and everything. The price of tea in china, current musical trends in the UK, insurance executives, politicians - you name it, I get to sound off at it. They're not all gripes and personal vendettas, some are just observations - my own little viewpoint on the world around me. After all, I don't want to seem like a complete Negative Nelly but really, if you can't use a website for your own evil disgruntled purposes what fun is it?

These are in no particular order, they're just listed as they come to me. Some of them have been rattling around in my brain for years, others are fresh new grievances. Most of it is just nonsense. Oh boy, mayhem.
 
Rant Date
Slimy, Squishy, Crunchy Things  
The Spelling Bee in My Bonnet  
What's a Little Virus Amongst Fiends? 12/12/02
Crimes Against Music 05/02/03
Things I Don't Understand 11/08/03
I'm Mad as Hell 09/01/05
Why I Dislike the BBC 09/01/05
What a Waste of Time & Money 09/07/06
A Cancer on Society? 29/08/08
Dear Mr. Cameron 28/03/12
5 Steps to a Progressive New Fish 04/05/12
Can the Spam 15/01/13